Badtz Maru, King of you.

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:33:11 GMT

It's MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

meme

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 20:24:38 GMT

List 5 things you do when alone that relax you completely; then tag 5 people and have them post their five things in their journal.

1. Muse over the future. I like to sit back and daydream about when I rule the world, and everyone is doing my bidding.

2. Nothing says "relaxation" more then an ice cold anchovy shake, and some good National Geographic Magazines. Especially the ones about penguins. Can you believe they print all those full color pictures of hot naked penguin women! It's positively pornographic!

3. Another favorite relaxation therapy is aroma therapy. I like to sneak into Micah and Tim's sockdrawer and just chill out, yanno?

4. I also like to do something else in Micah and Tim's sock drawer.. but that's private.

5. I like drawing and painting. Usually I like to do scenes of brutal snuff porn with Hello Kitty... my doctor says it's thereputic.. so it must be relaxing. I usually feel something other then relaxed though.. I don't know....

I tag fearscape, dj_writhe, blackhalo1, gerrold, and miss_adventure

Cause the Tampa guy called me fish-breath...

Mon, 16 May 2005 18:44:04 GMT

Vote for New Orleans for Convergence 12!

And New Orleans rocks hard, anyway.

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 07:49:21 GMT

I was very displeased to see that my "new" line is not available in stores around here. I worry that H.Kitty was fibbing a wee bit to me on the phone the other day.

Well, no matter.

One of my faithful fans saw to it that she met with a little.. um... accident, shall we say...

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 05:06:53 GMT

Finally!

Pictures from Halloween!

I will be putting these on BadBadtz.com eventually, but these should tide you over!

Halloween pictures!

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 17:05:31 GMT

SO, I'm very tired, having just gotten back from a top secret mission to deepest space to thwart the evil alien Space Bubb. Mission Accomplished, of course!

I will be spending Halloween in New Orleans, so all of my fans who will be there for Halloween, keep an eye out for me! For those poor souls who won't be in New Orleans (you poor folks) I will put up pictures, of course.

BOO!

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 05:12:18 GMT

My pictures from Turkey are up!

WheeeE!
GO check them out!

Thanks again to Dave and Belen!

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 00:29:51 GMT

I want to welcome my new friend becca_maru to LiveJournal. I think she picked a fabulous LiveJournal name, don't you?

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 17:12:21 GMT

Would you believe that Her Majesty has asked me to go to London!?!? I have some top-secret spy work to do.. most likely saving the world or somesuch.

Like I don't have enough photos to go through already!

It's a busy year for your king.

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:21:00 GMT

SO, I've just gotten back from Turkey, and I have lots of pictures to put up. I hopefully will get to it this weekend.

I had a blast!

Now I'm off to get a massage and a pedicure. To stave off the jetlag.

I am a world traveler!

Wed, 26 May 2004 04:12:00 GMT

http://www.badbadtz.com/adventures/Paris/index.htm

Thu, 20 May 2004 03:29:24 GMT

This weekend I am going to Paris, AND Turkey!

I'm just the big, bad, jet-setting King of You!

Mon, 17 May 2004 00:21:38 GMT

My pictures from Convergence are up! Go look at all the fun I had! HERE!

Wed, 05 May 2004 14:19:55 GMT

I'm going to Convergence with micahra and voratus! Watch out Chicago, here I come!

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 13:53:41 GMT

I"M GOING TO PARIS!!!!!!

Badtz Maru ROCK!

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 13:26:10 GMT

Wow! One of my most faithful fans sent me this link..

It's in Chinese, off a Hello Kitty compilation. My Chinese is rusty, but you can certainly understand the chorus!

"Badtz Maru - Badtz Maru - Badtz Maru ROCK!"

Woooooo!

I smell a platinum hit!

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:16:09 GMT

I had so much fun this weekend! Sanrio has released my new line of products, and I couldn't be happier. (although I am not 100% with the new theme, I'm sure it will grow on me, and I need the work.)

So, everyone, go buy lots of Badtz Maru stuff, if you can still find Sanrio stores.

Also this weekend, I went to a Strawberry festival, with micahra, voratus, wanderinggirl, and Dave. I had much fun. I put the adventure up on my site, you may reach it from this link:

Have a good week!

Oprah Winfrey thinks I am stupid? HA!

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 15:21:01 GMT

Nice to know my fellow penguins have my back...

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there because	the penguins saved you
For _____ years	66
With
He/She will think you are	stupid
You will	live in peace

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

My B-Day!

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 19:06:30 GMT

Happy Birthday to ME!
Happy Birthday to ME!
Happy BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!
Happy Birthday-to-me.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

I'm quick packing for a trip to Jolly Olde, where the Queen is throwing me a nice party.. But I'll check my messages en route. Please send gold and jewels to my room-mate, Micah, and she will hold on to them for me.

Oh, and you have a spot on your shirt.

April FOOLS! HA! I GOT cha! :->

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 06:34:39 GMT

I apologize that I have been so long in writing, but I was on a Top-Secret mission for Her Majestys Secret Service, and that is all I can tell you, I'm afraid.

I don't have much time here, as I need to catch up on alot around here, but I wanted to comment on something that is rather disturbing to me.

This recent bevy of "see how far we can hit the penguin" games has gone too far. It is sick and depraved, and I'm sure you bipedal mammals should be able to come up with something more suitable to hit with big clubs. Like sea lions. Or the Republican party.

Don't make me whack you.

XO - Badtz

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 02:58:22 GMT

Hello all!

First off, I want to welcome whereshadowslie to the fold.

Ahh... I have been lax in updating, and I apologize. I have been very busy, and my days have been a mixture of worry and anger. My friend, who lives over at the Audubon zoo, has been.. well.. in a dark place lately. She was born in captivity, like the rest of her flock at the zoo, but I think her natural instinct to be free has gotten the best of her. Now, I feel for her, I really do.. It's not easy to make a relationship work when one of you is behind bars.. but I have tried my best, and I think that she may need some professional help.
I think I will start calling around to the best vet-shrinks in town.. maybe I can get a referral or something. She has taken to biting me when I least expect it. Hard. Yesterday, I was sitting next to her, slipping her caper/anchovy fillets wraps (she loves them), and when I was distracted by some school children, she CHOMPED my flipper. Ow! Well, she apologized, but I've been shaken up since.

I think I should maybe spend a little less time over there then I have been....

So, on a brighter note.. would any of my fans out there like me to visit? I need a break away from New Orleans, before Mardi Gras.. I suspect that I will be very busy then, and I would like a break.

any takers?

Yeah, this will do....

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 06:05:56 GMT

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire Internet (except for that PS2 Emulator you wanted).
Your title will be:	Emperor/Emperess
You will succeed by:	Single combat (personally walk in there and wipe them out one-by-one).
Your Enforcers will be:	An army of Necroplasm-Armored Demons (from Spawn).
Your first act as ruler:	Remove anti-hate/bigotry laws just to see what would happen.

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 18:32:14 GMT

At this moment, what is your favorite...
1. ...song?
"Boogie Penguin Blues" by some band.

2. ...food?
anchovies. duh.

3. ...tv show?
I don't watch TV. It rots the brain.

4. ...scent?
my own feet.

5. ...quote?
"I am King of U" by myself

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 15:27:46 GMT

Welcome, pistolette_la! I have looked into your background, and I could use you as a general in the future, if anyone tries to oppose my rule of all. Are you up to it?

- XO

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 05:18:50 GMT

Ok, I'm pooped from a busy weekend. But I did put up my pictures from yummy Pizza Night! yay!

Go look at them on my site. Bad Badtz.com

Or here is a direct link for the lazy: you are lazy